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All content by Maxton Thoman

Growing comfortable with not being perfect

Maxton Thoman April 2, 2014

Perfection is impossible. That idea is something that, as a self-diagnosed perfectionist, I have had to come to terms with through the last few years. Then again, it’s something I still don’t have...

Two ends of spectrum on campus divisions

Maxton Thoman March 18, 2014

“Can you see my label now?” So begs a five-foot tall, spray-painted, female figure hiding behind a Patagonia insignia. Strategically placed on the temporary wall of the Ferguson Center construction...

Students should not lose passion for free speech

Maxton Thoman February 26, 2014

Since late November of last year, the streets of Kiev have been overrun with protesters feverishly fighting the oppression of not only their Ukrainian government, but alsop arguably the vast reaches...

Alabama faces a crisis of health care access

Maxton Thoman February 19, 2014

Believe it or not, there is a republic where obesity alone leads to the spending of $147 billion annually. The land of the free and the home of the large, where the proportion of obese citizens hovers...

Missouri’s debated law on evolution is completely absurd

Maxton Thoman February 5, 2014

There is a little known, old school phrase that simply states, “I’m from Missouri.” It’s meant to be a play off the lore that coined the state’s nickname – the Show-Me State – and, apparently,...

Olympic bobsled team fundraiser showcases generation’s potential

Maxton Thoman January 22, 2014

Like something directly out of “Cool Runnings,” the Jamaican bobsled team has once again managed to qualify for the 2014 Sochi Olympic Games. Still, they have found themselves about $80,000 short of...

The new Alabama football dynasty

Maxton Thoman January 15, 2014

“If you continue to do the same thing that you always have done, you will get the same result. Guaranteed.” I can only imagine that Nick Saban was reaching toward the definition of insanity – doing...

Lessons from the service industry

Maxton Thoman January 8, 2014

It is my sincere belief that every single person on the face of this earth should be required to spend at least one week working in the food service industry – and no, it’s not because of the pay....

Adversity reveals true Tide fans

Maxton Thoman December 4, 2013

The agony of defeat still clings to the minds of most here at The University of Alabama as Saturday’s last-minute Iron Bowl loss continues to make headlines on “SportsCenter” even days after the...

Tuscaloosa must improve, beat the curve on Municipal Equality Index

Maxton Thoman November 20, 2013

Almost every test has a curve – a normal distribution of scores that creates a bell-shaped dispersal of grades that range to extremes, both in perfection and imperfection. Of course, as students, we...

Sytrofoam hinders sustainability

Maxton Thoman November 13, 2013

The gravy smothered on top of my limp, soggy piece of chicken-fried steak had begun to slowly crawl onto the bottom of my take-out box, inching closer and closer to the pooling salsa and sour cream-induced...

It’s time for fans to get up for GameDay

Maxton Thoman November 6, 2013

On Saturday, in the midst of a hectic weekend of football, @CollegeGameDay managed to tweet out, “LSU vs Alabama! GameDay is heading to Tuscaloosa. #GetUp4GameDay.” The No. 1 Alabama Crimson Tide...

Student section better without block seating

Maxton Thoman October 29, 2013

Saban spoke, and the students responded. For the second truly noticeable time this football season, and the first time since the Ole Miss Rebels were in town, the student section – and more importantly,...

Black, white, greek or otherwise

Maxton Thoman October 22, 2013

“Segregation now, segregation tomorrow, and segregation forever.” Taking a sound bite out of Gov. George Wallace’s 1963 inaugural address, VICE News began its apparent exposé on the segregation...

A normal, closed-minded day in America

Maxton Thoman October 15, 2013

In medieval England, prisoners were often designated to receive the worst possible punishment for their crimes – a sentence that was as much a spectacle as it was grisly, and all that was needed were...

‘Take advantage of free food,’ but don’t display disrespect

Maxton Thoman October 2, 2013

One of the worst parts of being a college student can sometimes be the buildup of dust and cobwebs that accumulates in your wallet and on your money clip. It’s a common place to be. After paying excessive...

Handshakes could be the difference between war, peace

Maxton Thoman September 24, 2013

While The University of Alabama’s attention has been consumed by allegations of voter fraud in the recent Tuscaloosa Board of Education elections and the historical integration of The University of Alabama’s...

This isn’t simply a letter, it’s a much needed movement

Maxton Thoman September 17, 2013

This isn’t a letter, it’s a movement. Her eyes remained fixed on me, speaking volumes. Coals of passion burned in each iris. She sat there, perched on the end of my bed, and rambled. She rambled...

YouTube parody says what we’re all thinking

Maxton Thoman September 11, 2013

Two weeks ago a group of female students from the Auckland University School of Law released an impressively poignant parody of Robin Thicke’s controversial “Blurred Lines” music video. The parody...

Changes to freshman seating will harm the first-year

Maxton Thoman August 27, 2013

Over the past few years, there has been a huge discussion centering on student attendance and involvement with the University’s athletic teams – most notably surrounding the support of Crimson Tide...

Never stop making something of yourself

Maxton Thoman August 21, 2013

A wise man once told me, “Most people live their lives trying to make something for themselves rather than making something of themselves.” It took me until my freshman year to fully understand the...

No more hurting people: We must come together, not tear each other apart

Maxton Thoman April 17, 2013

No more hurting people. So read a sign created by 8-year-old Martin Richard just one year ago, blue and proudly decorated, with one more word visibly apparent. Peace. A year later, he and two others...

Creating new gun freedoms in Alabama wrong

Maxton Thoman April 7, 2013

Eight of the top 10 states that suffer the highest levels of gun violence are also, not coincidentally, the states that rank among those with the top 25 weakest gun laws. Alabama is nestled into a comfy...

Ohio senator’s gay marriage reversal is a signal for impending legalization

Maxton Thoman March 17, 2013

Love and support are all that a father can give his children. His unyielding devotion and absolute affection are inherent within the connection that is paternity, and yet, the limits of their universality...

The Voting Rights Act still necessary in Shelby County

Maxton Thoman March 7, 2013

The supreme law of the land is in jeopardy. On Feb. 27, the nine justices of the Supreme Court heard testimony for Shelby County v. Holder, a landmark case focusing on one of the nation’s most powerful...

Men need to step up, have a voice in sexual consent war

Maxton Thoman February 19, 2013

Recently, the article “Consent a campus issue,” which ran in The Crimson White, has been receiving quite a bit of attention, mainly from people calling for the job of Jessica Vickery, the assistant...

Recognizing Charles Poland: Heroes around us

Maxton Thoman February 6, 2013

There are heroes among us. Every day people clad in the same ordinary, mundane garb shared by the rest of us; no Superman “S” fixed to their chests. They are quiet and caring, dynamic and strong....

We missed an opportunity to add our voice to civil rights fight on MLK day

Maxton Thoman January 22, 2013

Monday made a statement. It came and went in a unimposing manner, with no indication to its relative significance over any other day. The sun came up, the sun went down, and we all grew one day older....