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UA Parking Services to institute Wildcard Tuesdays, magic 8-balls

Taylor Holland March 31, 2011

The following piece is satirical in nature and not meant to be taken seriously. In case you couldn't figure that out. Since 2005, a UA Parking Services employee, who wishes to remain anonymous, has been...

Gallettes close to obtaining enough Jager for ‘mega-bomb’

Kyle Carey March 31, 2011

The following piece is satirical in nature and not meant to be taken seriously. In case you couldn't figure that out. With baby-bombings becoming more prevalent on The Strip, rumors have emerged that...

Alabama honors new Capstone Heroes

Alabama honors new Capstone Heroes

Katherine Martin March 31, 2011

Several University of Alabama students and two student organizations were honored as Capstone Heroes Thursday afternoon in Carmichael Hall. The Capstone Heroes award was designed to recognize UA students,...

Lockout brings Quidditch stars back to Capstone

Lockout brings Quidditch stars back to Capstone

Brett Hudson March 31, 2011

The following piece is satirical in nature and not meant to be taken seriously. In case you couldn't figure that out. Ladies and gentlemen, let the grieving end. Yes, Mark Ingram, Marcell Dareus and...

Julio Jones wins Rhodes Scholarship

Julio Jones wins Rhodes Scholarship

Marquavius Burnett March 31, 2011

The following piece is satirical in nature and not meant to be taken seriously. In case you couldn't figure that out. In a stunning upset, wide receiver Julio Jones beat out quarterback Greg McElroy to...

UA public erections face stiff scrutiny

UA public erections face stiff scrutiny

Will Tucker March 31, 2011

The University plans on continuing its campaign to cleanse campus of explicit images and landmarks, according to University sources. “Many people find several of our historic landmarks just plain offensive,”...

New assembly seeks to unite grad students

Ashanka Kumari March 30, 2011

A new graduate student assembly looks to build an effective government for graduate students. Robert Harris III, the president of the Graduate Student Association, said the formal inauguration of the...

Mallet celebrates 50th anniversary

Alyssa Locklar March 30, 2011

Fifty years ago, John Blackburn, Dean of Men, created a Men’s Honors Program known as the Mallet Assembly. When Blackburn created the organization, he wanted to establish a group of students dedicated...

McNair president to speak at scholars’ convocation

Ashanka Kumari March 30, 2011

To commemorate the 25th anniversary of the Challenger space shuttle tragedy, president of McNair Achievement Programs Carl McNair will be a guest speaker at the annual convocation and reception honoring...

New frozen yogurt venue holds opening celebration

Stephen Walker March 30, 2011

On Wednesday, the YogurtLab frozen yogurt store in the South End Zone of Bryant-Denny Stadium held its grand opening. “We opened in the fall, but never had the chance for a grand opening,” said John...

Publishing options for Ph.Ds dropping

Taylor Holland March 30, 2011

  Nancy Gray Schoonmaker, a recent Ph.D. graduate of the University of North Carolina’s history department, said she was stunned and not at all pleased with UNC as she was nearing the completion of...

UA’s business college ranked 33 in Businessweek rankings

Stephen N. Dethrage March 30, 2011

The University of Alabama's Culverhouse College of Commerce and Business Administration was named the No. 33 public business program in the Bloomberg Businessweek rankings released March 17. Overall,...