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President's mansion to be converted to sorority house

President’s mansion to be converted to sorority house

Mackenzie Brown March 29, 2012

As part of a master plan to expand the University and, more importantly, greek life, the President’s Mansion will be converted into the Omicron Omicron Omicron Omicron house in Fall 2012. “It’s...

UA issues gasmasks to combat secondhand smoke

UA issues gasmasks to combat secondhand smoke

Stephen N. Dethrage March 29, 2012

The University of Alabama, in response to demands from students who've said they deserve to have clean lungs, has announced that instead of implementing the popular idea of designated smoking areas on...

Sarah Patterson “RoboCoach” coming soon

Marc Torrence March 29, 2012

They called for a statue. They cried for a monument. They called for anything to remember Alabama’s five-time national champion gymnastics coach Sarah Patterson. Well, they’re getting their wish....

TOMS introduces One-for-One iPhone cases

Jared Downing March 29, 2012

Editor's Note: The following article is a satirical piece written for the April Fool's Day edition of The Crimson White.  Popular shoe and eyewear maker TOMS announced plans last week for a new line...

‘Yo Mama’ talk got Mitchell suspended

Marquavius Burnett March 29, 2012

An unnamed source confirmed that junior forward Tony Mitchell was suspended indefinitely by head coach Anthony Grant for talking about Grant’s mama. The unnamed source said Mitchell fired off a string...

Transportation Services to sell double-park parking passes

John Davis March 29, 2012

In response to apparent demand, Transportation Services will begin selling a new parking pass that allows drivers to double-park, or take up two parking spaces with one vehicle. The permit, which will...

White greeks defeat other white greeks in elections

Tray Smith March 29, 2012

Sadness swept over Knott Hall last night after the UA Supreme Council on Elections released the results from the 2012 University of Alabama Model U.N. elections. The newly formed White Greek Liberal Party,...

UA trademarks ‘Roll Tide’

Victor Luckerson March 29, 2012

In the midst of a lawsuit by the University of Alabama over the proper use of Crimson Tide colors and logos, the University has officially trademarked “Roll Tide” as its own property. The move comes...

President reproaches fraternity for denying white member

Bobby Atkinson March 29, 2012

Interim President Judy Bonner, at the apparent urging of Chancellor Robert Witt, has voiced her disapproval with Zeta Theta Kappa Lambda, a traditionally black fraternity, denying entry to pledge Chad...

Jaguars, Titans leave NFL for greener pastures

Jaguars, Titans leave NFL for greener pastures

Zachary Al-Khateeb March 29, 2012

In an unprecedented move in college football conference realignment, two new teams have decided to join the Southeastern Conference: the Jacksonville Jaguars and Tennessee Titans. The teams announced Wednesday...

Professor called to D.C. for community college expertise

Professor called to D.C. for community college expertise

Jordan Cissell March 28, 2012

Stephen Katsinas, director of the Education Policy Center and professor of higher education administration, visited Washington, D.C. in early March to discuss the importance of rural community colleges...

Tide Prepares for tough opponents over weekend

Tide Prepares for tough opponents over weekend

Chris Moran March 28, 2012

The No. 15 Crimson Tide women’s tennis team faces what could be the most grueling part of their schedule this weekend. They will face the South Carolina Gamecocks and No. 2 Florida Gators on Friday and...