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The Crimson White


Serving The University of Alabama since 1894.

The Crimson White
Serving The University of Alabama since 1894.

The Crimson White
All content by Wesley Picard
A dog and cat stand together under an umbrella, humans fall from the sky behind them. The dog remarks, "Gee, it's raining humans today."

Gee, it’s raining humans today

Wesley Picard, Comic Artist • April 14, 2022

A cube wearing jeans asks a square, "do these new jeans make me look 3D?"

Do these new jeans make me look 3D?

Wesley Picard, Comic Artist • April 7, 2022

One man, reading from his phone, tells another man: "The Oscars are irrelevant, according to 12 million people on Twitter."

The Oscars are irrelevant, according to 12 million people on Twitter

Wesley Picard, Comic Artist • March 31, 2022

In a boardroom a man announces, "Instead of polluting the ocean with plastic straws, our franchises will now be using paper straws that cause deforestation."

Instead of polluting the ocean with plastic straws, our franchises will now be using paper straws that cause deforestation

Wesley Picard, Comic Artist • March 24, 2022

A group of soldiers standing near a broken wall with the caption, "We've broken the fourth wall."

We’ve broken the fourth wall

Wesley Picard, Comic Artist • March 10, 2022

A man sitting in the doctors office, missing an arm and a leg. The doctor says, "Unfortunately, your new arm and leg will cost an arm and a leg."

Unfortunately, your new arm and leg will cost an arm and a leg

Wesley Picard, Comic Artist • March 3, 2022

Two people are sitting on a couch watching a TV. One of them says, "I'm so glad we got rid of cable- now we get to pay for six streaming services instead of just one!"

I’m so glad we got rid of cable- now we get to pay for six streaming services instead of just one!

Wesley Picard, Comic Artist • February 24, 2022

Two people sitting at a lemonade booth with a sign reading, "lemonade 2 Dogecoin." A line of people is forming led by an angry looking woman.

Lemonade 2 Dogecoin

Wesley Picard, Comic Artist • February 17, 2022

An interviewer speaking to an applicant, "We're looking for a recent graduate with around four years of industry experience."

We’re looking for a recent graduate with around four years of industry experience

Wesley Picard, Comic Artist • February 10, 2022

A manager speaking to four employees who look exactly like him, "I'm proud to announce HR received zero discrimination complaints last quarter."

I’m proud to announce HR received zero discrimination complaints last quarter

Wesley Picard, Comic Artist • January 31, 2022

A genie coming out of a lamp saying, "Become a quarterly premium subscriber for an exclusive bonus wish."

Become a quarterly premium subscriber for an exclusive bonus wish

Wesley Picard, Comic Artist • January 27, 2022

15 > 3

[Photo] 15 > 3

Wesley Picard, Comic Artist • January 11, 2022

Three people attempt to open doors respectively labeled "push," pull," and "persuade."

Push. Pull. Persuade.

Wesley Picard, Comic Artist • January 19, 2022

Medusa on the phone complaining, "I'm telling you he was such a bore- just stared at me like a statue the whole evening."

I’m telling you he was such a bore- just stared at me like a statue the whole evening

Wesley Picard, Comic Artist • January 13, 2022

An illustration of a polar ice cap talking with a penguin floating dejectedly on a tiny fragment of ice. The polar ice cap says, "I'm going to lose more weight this year."

The polar ice cap’s New Year’s resolution

Wesley Picard, Comic Artist • December 30, 2021

A cartoon titled "the December 25th investigative committee" with an illustration of three elves putting the Grinch on trial. Below the illustration it states, "we'll now begin proceedings for the charge of Contempt of Christmas."

The December 25th investigative committee

Wesley Picard, Comic Artist • December 16, 2021

An illustration of the following words, "due to supply chain issues, today's cartoonist ran out of ink." Made to look as though the words are fading due to a lack of ink.

Due to supply chain issues, today’s cartoonist ran out of ink

Wesley Picard, Comic Artist • December 2, 2021

A robot on the phone saying, "Hi there- how long will it take to hear an automated message?"

Hi there- how long will it take to hear an automated message?

Wesley Picard, Comic Artist • November 19, 2021

A group of people in a boardroom viewing a graph labeled FDA. The caption reads, "Today we'll be conducting a formal review process of our review process."

Today we’ll be conducting a formal review process of our review process

Wesley Picard, Comic Artist • November 11, 2021

A person yelling at a dog chewing on the letters "O" and "N." The caption reads "bad boy! Don't eat the capti"

Bad boy! Don’t eat the capti

Wesley Picard, Comic Artist • November 4, 2021

Two moons talking, one says, "I think we need some space for a while."

I think we need some space for a while

Wesley Picard, Comic Artist • October 30, 2021

A black square with white text stating, "this week's cartoon about Indigenous People's Day was forcibly relocated to a different date."

This week’s cartoon about Indigenous People’s Day was forcibly relocated to a different date

Wesley Picard, Comic Artist • October 30, 2021

A person on their phone tells their friend, "my latest post about social media addiction isn't getting enough likes."

My latest post about social media addiction isn’t getting enough likes

Wesley Picard, Comic Artist • October 30, 2021

A woman looks upset with her husband who is sitting in the only chair in an otherwise empty room. He explains "it's my new book about minimalism."

It’s my new book about minimalism

Wesley Picard, Comic Artist • October 30, 2021

Two icebergs talking, one tells the other "just let her know there's so much more to you beneath the surface."

Iceberg dating advice

Wesley Picard, Comic Artist • October 30, 2021

Two people discussing the vaccine while picking up greasy food from a burger stop.

I won’t be getting the jab, there’s no telling what they put in it.

Wesley Picard, Comic Artist • October 30, 2021

An elephant holding an umbrella to protect himself from COVID particles falling from the sky.

Gee. COVID is causing quite the storm.

Wesley Picard, Comic Artist • October 30, 2021

Three witches on brooms watch a witch show off her vacuum.

Happy Halloween!

Wesley Picard, Comic Artist • October 30, 2021

The words "American eduction" being puppeteered by hands labeled "white supremacy, colonialism, and euro-centrism."

American education

Wesley Picard, Comic Artist • October 21, 2021

A cartoon illustration of Sorority Row with the caption, "BREAKING: Time traveler mistakes Sorority Row for segregated community. 'It felt just like home,' says Carol Wilkins, an Alabama native from the 1950s."

BREAKING: Time traveler mistakes Sorority Row for segregated community

Wesley Picard, Comic Artist • October 21, 2021