Let me guess, you were an April baby?
What do you mean, “I may have forgotten to put the spaceship in park?”
But sir, I don’t have feet!
No, Paul, we are not packing the grill. Yes, Paul, the resort will have grills
Oh, to be considered good luck… I know you guys feel me
We’ve received an anonymous complaint from one of our employees about this office’s thermostat…
Is that a wasp?
On that day, Raymond found out that all-purpose flour does not, in fact, serve all purposes
Folks, let me tell you a little something about a carrot a day…
Oh, you definitely reminded the kids to put on sunscreen? Did you really, Brian? Did you?
It wasn’t until the first neck cramp hit that Gerald began to question his opting to participate in the cavern tour
Sparky’s completion of obedience training
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