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![Two chickens are speaking to each other, one is covered in bright dots of color. The caption reads, Let me guess, you were an April baby?](https://thecrimsonwhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/Stumpf_4.18-896x900.jpeg)
Let me guess, you were an April baby?
Hope Stumpf, Comic Artist
• April 18, 2022
![One astronaut asks another, What do you mean, I may have forgotten to put the spaceship in park? In the background, a spaceship floats into space.](https://thecrimsonwhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/Stumpf_4.11-757x900.jpeg)
What do you mean, “I may have forgotten to put the spaceship in park?”
Hope Stumpf, Comic Artist
• April 11, 2022
![A fish is sitting at a juice bar, the penguin bar tender points to a sign that says no shirt, no shoes, no service. The caption reads, But sir, I dont have feet!](https://thecrimsonwhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/Stumpf_3.28-862x900.jpeg)
But sir, I don’t have feet!
Hope Stumpf, Comic Artist
• March 28, 2022
![Two penguins packing their car for a trip. One penguin says, No, Paul, we are not packing the grill. Yes, Paul, the resort will have grills.](https://thecrimsonwhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/Stumpf_3.21-894x900.jpeg)
No, Paul, we are not packing the grill. Yes, Paul, the resort will have grills
Hope Stumpf, Comic Artist
• March 21, 2022
![A five leaf clover is speaking to two black cats. It says, oh, to be considered good luck... I know you guys feel me.](https://thecrimsonwhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/Stumpf_3.7-900x847.jpeg)
Oh, to be considered good luck… I know you guys feel me
Hope Stumpf, Comic Artist
• March 7, 2022
![A board room full of penguins with a camel frozen in a block of ice. The caption reads, Weve received an anonymous complaint from one of our employees about this offices thermostat...](https://thecrimsonwhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/Stumpf_2.21-851x900.jpeg)
We’ve received an anonymous complaint from one of our employees about this office’s thermostat…
Hope Stumpf, Comic Artist
• February 21, 2022
![Two penguins in a space ship looking at a wasp. The caption reads, Is that a wasp?](https://thecrimsonwhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/Stumpf_2.14-818x900.jpeg)
Is that a wasp?
Hope Stumpf, Comic Artist
• February 14, 2022
![A penguin pouring flour onto a flaming oven. On that day, Raymond found out that all-purpose flour does not, in fact, serve all purposes.](https://thecrimsonwhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/Cartoon_Stumpf_11.29.jpeg)
On that day, Raymond found out that all-purpose flour does not, in fact, serve all purposes
Hope Stumpf, Comic Artist
• November 29, 2021
![A rabbit with a carrot on stage in front of a crowd of animals, Folks, let me tell you a little something about a carrot a day...](https://thecrimsonwhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/Cartoon_Stumpf_11.18-900x900.jpeg)
Folks, let me tell you a little something about a carrot a day…
Hope Stumpf, Comic Artist
• November 18, 2021
![Two turkey adults are having an argument on the beach, standing over a cooked turkey. The caption reads, Oh, you definitely reminded the kids to put on sunscreen? Did you really, Brian? Did you?](https://thecrimsonwhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/Hope-Stumpf-Turkey.jpeg)
Oh, you definitely reminded the kids to put on sunscreen? Did you really, Brian? Did you?
Hope Stumpf, Comic Artist
• November 15, 2021
![An illustration of a giraffe contorted to fit inside of a cave with the caption, It wasnt until the first neck cramp hit that Gerald began to question his opting to participate in the cavern tour.](https://thecrimsonwhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/Hope-Stumpf-Giraffe.png)
It wasn’t until the first neck cramp hit that Gerald began to question his opting to participate in the cavern tour
Hope Stumpf, Comic Artist
• November 8, 2021
![An illustration of a dog shredding a book while its owner makes a phone call. The caption reads, hi, yes, is there any way I could get another copy of Sparkys Completion of Obedience Training certificate?](https://thecrimsonwhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/2-Stumpf-22-Sept-21.png)
Sparky’s completion of obedience training
Hope Stumpf, Comic Artist
• September 22, 2021
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