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Witt: 1 million students by 2050

Witt: 1 million students by 2050

Wesley Vaughn March 31, 2011

The following piece is satirical in nature and not meant to be taken seriously. In case you couldn't figure that out. Despite having recently set a goal of 35,000 students by 2020, President Robert Witt...

Tree missing, alien forces may be to blame

Tree missing, alien forces may be to blame

Wesley Vaughn March 31, 2011

The following piece is satirical in nature and not meant to be taken seriously. In case you couldn't figure that out. Contrary to previous reports, the Civil War-era tree on the Quad was not removed by...

Grant stares down Medusa

Grant stares down Medusa

Brett Hudson March 31, 2011

The following piece is satirical in nature and not meant to be taken seriously. In case you couldn't figure that out. Anthony Grant has a long history in playing basketball. He also has a long history...

'Where's Waldo: UA Edition' launches

‘Where’s Waldo: UA Edition’ launches

Kelsey Stein March 31, 2011

The following piece is satirical in nature and not meant to be taken seriously. In case you couldn't figure that out. The many students who spent their childhood years wondering where exactly Waldo is...

Jay-Z to perform at Amphitheater

Jay-Z to perform at Amphitheater

Alex Cohen March 31, 2011

The following piece is satirical in nature and not meant to be taken seriously. In case you couldn't figure that out. The Tuscaloosa Amphitheater will start things off with the Avett Brothers tonight...

Student reads entirety of CW

Student reads entirety of CW

Victor Luckerson March 31, 2011

The following piece is satirical in nature and not meant to be taken seriously. In case you couldn't figure that out.   A UA student made history Thursday by reading the entirety of the University...

NIT Championship Extras

Laura Owens March 31, 2011

By the Numbers: 0 | Number of NIT championships Alabama has won. The team has only played in the championship game two times. 50 | Percent Wichita State shot from the field, going 23-for-46. 38 | Percent...

NIT Championship Pregame Notes

Laura Owens March 31, 2011

NEW YORK CITY | The Alabama men's basketball team will take on the Wichita State Shockers in Madison Square Garden for the NIT Championship Thursday night. This is the Crimson Tide's second appearance...

NIT extra information

Laura Owens March 29, 2011

By the Numbers:   22 | Points junior JaMychal Green had before fouling out late in the second half. Green’s 22 points were the most of any one player on both teams.   2 | Thursday’s game will...